Too stupid to say

Never ever make, I say
Never make an assumption
It's easy to do, hey
Got a lot of gumption
When you make a presumption

Never ever make, I say
Never make an assumption
Cause when you do that, hey
You make an ass of "U" and "Mption."
When you make a presumption!

Prompt 10

Write a 101-word short story.

(If you need inspiration check out Ommatidia.)

Due Thursday, Aug. 14.

Erica's tagged for the next prompt.